party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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