Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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