As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
