you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Of course I have a pirate flag
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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