i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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