Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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