so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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