She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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