I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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