You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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