I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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