i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You may now shotgun with the bride
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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