Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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