thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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