yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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