Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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