IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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