I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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