jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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