Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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