Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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