So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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