I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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