My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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