Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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