Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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