Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
