He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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