So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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