I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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