If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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