Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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