at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
