Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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