that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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