it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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