I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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