Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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