I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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