I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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