somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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