I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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