did you get engaged???
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
