What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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