I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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