Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Randomize
