People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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