I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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