She announced her abortion via fbk
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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