mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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