Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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