She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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