Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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